Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

Don’t sh*t where you eat

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

That reminds me of my second house. I seldom go there. But there are some dope dealers across the street and they don't want any attention. People come and go all the time. I know what they are doing.

But no one goes near my place. It's in their territory. It's the best alarm system that I could have. And they're really quiet. I've never had a problem with them. They just smile and wave.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

She was so ugly her Mom would tie a bone around her neck so the dog would play with her.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

Crazy as a sh-t house rat.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

“Two wrongs don’t make a right but two Wrights make a plane.”
Mrs. Anderson 1st grade teacher in Castle Rock Co.


Hey Big Mike 71, haven’t talked to you in a while, hope you’re doing well.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

Busier than a one legged cat in a $&^^ covering contest.

My dad would say this about a particular politician: "That gal would rather climb a tree and tell a lie than tell the truth standing on the ground."

Local reference: It's hotter than a Stihl chainsaw in a Paragould pawnshop.

A colleague of mine in a meeting and someone made the statement "But we've always done it that way." His response was, "Have you ever considered you've always done it wrong?"

If you think you can or think you can't - you're right.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

My grandpa told me the only way to save money is don’t spend it.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

I always liked that one.

My dad said a thing when someone was really using something up. "He's drinking milk like it going out of style". Or, "They go through asphalt like it's going out of style". I imagine that was a common thing for his age group, WWII Veteran.

And I just remembered another great one. He'd say this after speaking with an exceptionally well endowed woman, "I felt like I was standing closer to her than she was to me"

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

I heard that one as the quickest way to double your money was to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

"If you can't say something nice don't say nothing at all"..."Cat got your tongue?"..."Fool me once shame on you ,Fool me twice shame on me."..."Six of one half a dozen of the other"..."If I was doing any better I would need a twin"

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

My brother in law used to say "I'm tired of trying to make ends meet, I just want to get them to wave at each other"

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

I'm so poor --------------

I can't afford to pay attention

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

I tell people that I’m working on my second million ..... I gave up on my first, it was too hard to get.

My dad used to wake us early by coming in, while we’re in a deep sleep, and yell “everyone wake up and pee!! The world’s on fire!!”

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

Squirming like a worm in hot ashes.

Keep and eye on your pennies and you won't have to watch your dollars.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

Uglier that the south end of a north bound mule.

Colder than a witches tittie.

Colder than a will diggers ass.

Staggering like three sheets in the wind.

Crookeder than a room full of politicians.

Like in peas in a pod.

Quicker than a New York second.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

:sexy:

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

:lol::lol::lol:

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

He doesn't have the sense God gave a soda cracker.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

If it's got tires or tits you're gonna have trouble with it. "as told by an old dairy farmer" ...any day above ground is a good day. "says the old coal miner"

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

If it flys, floats, or f***s rent it, don’t buy it.

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

Going way back but I never forgot what an older guy I worked with said to me about a lady he knew

"She would rather f*!k than eat and she was hungry all the time"

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

"He's so cheap that his wallet squeaks like a rusty gate when he opens it."

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

A great one from our buddy Boog: "Cooler than the other side of the pillow"

My mom said she used to say this when she was a kid and she's use it to give us kids a giggle, "I thought is was raining but it's snot" EEEew, right? Funny to a kid

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

"Don't kiss your honey when her nose is all runny - you might think it's funny but it's not."

Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
 

He's so crooked that when he dies they will have to screw him in the ground!