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:ito:
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

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might be a true story :lol:

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:haha::haha::haha:
Might be true but it's still funny. :lol::haha:

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What did the Fisherman say to the Magician ?. Pick a cod, any cod

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Hahahaa

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Why did the turkey cross the road?









To prove he wasn't chicken!

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girl

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Fell on hard times.

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What does a person with diarrhea and an electric car owner have in common?

They both are praying they make it home!

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now that's a funny but true story, i just sent it to my son with a tesla and a pregnant wife.:blz::clap:

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love it!!

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It'll be fine... :lol:

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:lol: One of my brothers saw someone taking a screen door home on the roof of their car. It was strapped in the middle through the windows. The front half was folded back towards the back half.

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:lol:

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:dohh: ^^^

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Who Wants to build one of These? :rolleyes:;):haha::uhmk::lol:

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