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My dad used to tell me...
"If you are going to do something half assed, don't do it." I tell myself that every time I take on a new project. |
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"y'all sound like a broken record. Sayin' all the same things"
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My dad,
"Always do your best whether it matters or not. Then when it matters, your covered." |
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Slower than molasses.
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Slower than a seven year itch.
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doesn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
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Aim high and you'll never come up short on your target
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“ if it broke, bent, pissed on, or ****ed up, it aint mine”
Me to my employees.... “ you ain’t late until you get here after I do “ “ if I was any better, they’d have to split me in two” “Sorry I’m late, I had a hard time driving this morning. I was so happy coming to work, I had to sit on both hands to keep from waving at everyone” Me to my ex-wife “her boobs keep staring at my eyes and it’s aggravating the **** outta me!” |
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Oh and my late Ex-father in law used to say.... “ I wished I had it and you had one just a little better!”
And “ hey, you asked me if you could marry her, not the other way around!” |
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Your about as handy as a barbed wire condom
Your about as handy as a pocket on your underwear. |
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Somebody has to clean the fish..
Lets do something..even if it's wrong. My Grandfather would ask me what i was doing..I would say nothing..He would say "well how do you know when your done" She/he's so ugly that it looks like her face was on fire and they died it out with an ice pick. |
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Remember ole Jerry Clower?
She was sooo ugly, if Moses would have known her, they would have been an 11th commandment! Soooo ugly, she’d make a train take a dirt road |
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"Butterface" - Everything about her is beautiful...
"Slicker than bird s#@t on a frosty tree limb" - This one came from my old boss, Richard who had two brothers named Thomas and Harold -- Tom, Dick and Harry. I kid you not. |
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Better late than pregnant ! :smoke:
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Ugly as three miles of rutted road.
Hotter than a $3 pistol. |
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Hotter than the hinges of hell :devil:
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If you were any slower you'd be in reverse
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"one can short of a six pack" was dads nice way of saying somebody was stupid or crazy.
I had a friend he absolutely despised, he was refereed to as "Waste of Sperm". |
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Dont fake the funk-Drill Sergeant
Where you are is where you are at- My Doctor I am going to rip your ears off and shove them up your but so you can hear me kicking your a... - Uncle God loves you everyone else thinks your an a..hole- favorite bumper sticker You stupid....BLEEPER, mother.....BLEEPER, you piece of BLEEP, son of a BLEEPER- My Dad he used this a lot in the garage. I find myself using this while working on vehicles as well.........seems to help |
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As a form of birth control,
"Stick it in double and let the snotty end hang out" |
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Poop in one hand
Wish in the other Squeeze both and see which one comes 'troo |
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I had a boss that would say: You don't have to be crazy to work here ...But ...It helps.
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