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Old 09-01-2011, 10:49 AM   #45
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Re: Any van love?

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Originally Posted by camshaftgsxr View Post
sometimes i think van guys are truck guys with no inhibitions and a bunch of extra creativity.
Extra creativity... and candy!!!

Being a van guy has it's perks:
  • Never ending supply of lotion
  • Never too busy to take playground breaks
  • Best collection of "mood music" you've ever heard
  • Your best sleep will be in a van... Although you may wake up drowsy and hog tied
  • If you put a christian fish on your van, you'll be known as the "funny guy"
  • Infinite towing capacity because you'll be able to pull unlimited A$$
  • Everyday is opposite day... No means Yes
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