[ryanroo]

they probably figure it is a safe bet that ill do it myself and save them the arson charges. HAHA. plus with all the knuckle dragging and generally threatening behavior they are all afraid to talk to me. i also have this gig worked out with my dog so when we go outside she acts like i'm beating her, cowering and yelping, the whole bit. when we go inside she gets a steak. works great. scares the crap out of all the little kids running around.