[swissarmychainsaw]

By the way, this turned out to be bad tires.

Seems stupid now, that I did not try this right away, but I put the fronts on the rear and the problem nearly completely went away.

I also had it aligned after, just in case that was what was causing the tires to wear badly.
My theory is that it was just bad tires b/c it did this when they were brand new.
No more Internet Tires for me!