Re: Joke Thread
Billy Bob and Dale were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Dale,
“Yaw know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation.
Only this year I’m gonna do it different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.
I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to Mexico,
and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Bahamas and
darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.”
Dale asks Billy Bob,
“So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?”
“I’m taking Earlene with me.”
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