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Old 06-13-2021, 04:16 AM   #747
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Re: Joke Thread

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Originally Posted by leddzepp View Post
So, take some rest, chill, stay cool, eat, drink, smoke, and enjoy your life.
That's my motto and I've outlived two of my doctors. And they were pretty young too.

Maybe they should have taken my advice and said Fck it. Do what you want.

If you want to eat Kale and drink sparkling water then god bless you if it makes you feel better. For myself. I'll take a slice of greasy pizza and a beer.

When your numbers up. It's up.

Joke thread..Time for a joke.

A guy meets a hooker.
She tells him "I'll do things that your wife wont do.
He says great.. And hands her his laundry.
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