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Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks
“ if it broke, bent, pissed on, or ****ed up, it aint mine”
Me to my employees.... “ you ain’t late until you get here after I do “
“ if I was any better, they’d have to split me in two”
“Sorry I’m late, I had a hard time driving this morning. I was so happy coming to work, I had to sit on both hands to keep from waving at everyone”
Me to my ex-wife “her boobs keep staring at my eyes and it’s aggravating the **** outta me!”
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