Yeah, smart man. I think she started a new one!
Usually when someone says one wrong it takes a second to hit me it was said wrong. Then I think about what they actually said would mean. Pretty funny most of the time. I like to twist around "What on God's green earth?" and "What in the hell?" with "What in God's green hell?" Nothing meant by it. Just twisting things around
How about some wise farmer sayings?
"Fences should be horse high, bull strong, and pig tight"
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch"
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket"
"Never look a gift horse in the mouth"
"Make hay while the sun shines"