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Old 10-28-2021, 01:42 PM   #177
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Re: Old sayings or sayings from old folks

Aspirin is the best birth control for women: Take one pill and hold it between their knees. (My poor 'ol Grandpappy used to sat that)

Don't aim to maim.

If you keep stickin' your head in ground your butt is swingin' in the breeze.

He's lower than a snake's belly.

You'd better not ever start a fight but, you damned sure better finish one if it comes around to you. (My poor 'ol Grandpappy, again)

No sense in doing today what you can put off tomorrow. (Sarcastically said)

The Tax Man never sleeps.

That boy was beat with an ugly stick.

It was like herding cats.

Not my first rodeo

Fortune favors the brave

Hurry up! You're burning daylight
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