You could buy a wiener in Hanover, PA and drive straight through back home for three day old. But I'm sure you'd get hungry along the way. Maybe pre-order hot dogs along the route three days in advance. Then again, I bet you enjoy those fresh as well as possibly other foods.
I like the finer things in life, try to eat healthy, etc. But I can't imagine giving up greasy spoon food. It's so American!
