[Gregski]

Originally Posted by CG

Pulled these from an ancient Chuck Norris thread here on the board ....

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

chuck norris dosnt sleep .. he waits....

chuck norris dosent read, he just stares at a book and gets the infomation he needs..

behind chuck norris`s beard theres just another fist.

chuck norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

chuck norris thought brokeback mountian was about the pile of dead bodies outside his house.

Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter.

Chuck Norris is so smart that Stephen Hawking stood up to bow down to him

how can all those be so good !!! thank you ha ha