[my56chevytruck]

Originally Posted by truckster

George hasn't been feeling well lately, so he goes to the doctor.

"Doc, I just don't feel like my old self. I get out of breath easily, I have a hard time climbing the stairs, and I can't keep up the way I used to."

The doc says, "Well, George, I could run a lot of expensive tests, but it's really not necessary. I can tell you what's wrong. Your body mass index is excessive. You need to lose at least 50 pounds. In short, you've let yourself get fat."

George is indignant. "Well! Of all the nerve. I think I want a second opinion."

"OK," the doc says, "you're ugly too."

Stop george while your a HEAD!