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Old 09-18-2021, 09:18 AM   #997
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Re: Joke Thread

So Wimpy the Nerd figured it was time he'd get him some, so he went on down to the local pickup bar. He spent the evening watching one after the other gal be approached, have a drink, dance some, and go out the door with that guy. It was nearing closing time, there was only one girl left, and he pulled up the courage to walk up and try the pick up thing. They had a drink, hit it off, so he asked if she's like to come over to his place. She said she would love to but wanted him to know she was on her menstrual cycle. "No problem. I'm on my moped, wanna race?"
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