I attended the monthly car show at the country store and was shocked when they called my name for the People's Choice Award! I had parked down the block away from the main show to avoid the crowds. My truck wasn't built for trophies; it is purposely plain and unadorned - utilitarian, like an old panel truck should look. But apparently some people appreciate subtlety.
Also pictured is my neighbor's beautiful newly-acquired classic T-Bird.
I won't let this award go to my head, but the rest of you mortals may henceforth address me as Your Exalted Highness
Or Unmitigated Trophy Whore
Whichever
