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09-18-2007, 05:19 PM | #1 |
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A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The policewoman asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and got progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." |
09-18-2007, 06:47 PM | #2 |
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Re: A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
HAH ! Now that's funny !
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09-18-2007, 07:10 PM | #3 |
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09-18-2007, 10:43 PM | #4 |
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Re: A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
now that's funny
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09-18-2007, 10:53 PM | #5 |
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09-19-2007, 01:17 AM | #6 |
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Re: A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
I don't get it
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09-19-2007, 08:48 AM | #7 |
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Re: A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
^For real?
The blonde cop looked in the mirror and saw herself thinking it was the girl driving a car... she saw herself, a cop, in the mirror
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Re: A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
Quote:
that stuff is racist anyway!
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09-19-2007, 12:30 PM | #9 |
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Re: A Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes
We blonds are of a different race???????? Wow, I wonder what benefits await me....
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09-19-2007, 01:39 PM | #10 |
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