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1976gmc20 · 05-04-2021, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Pickle fork

I see the problem: that's a tie rod end not a ball joint!

**Ol Blue K20** · 05-04-2021, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

Not sure if this is a joke or philosophy ...

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Pickle fork

Yes! And yes!......

Keith Seymore · 05-05-2021, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Pickle fork

Right after I left the assembly plant, my first job in Engineering was at the GM Milford Proving Ground.

I was just a young pup, and I was working with one of the mechanics/technicians on the front end of one of these trucks. While we were working, he sent me over to the tool crib to grab a "pickle fork" for him.

While I was walking across the garage, I was thinking to myself "...geez. Here I am working for the largest, most advanced, most profitable automaker in the world. I can't walk over to the tool crib and ask the guy for a "pickle fork"....he's gonna think I'm some kind of small town hick or something".

I sauntered up to the window and, leaning causually on the window sill, trying to be as cool as possible, I said: "hey, can I have a 'ball joint separator'".

Acting like he didn't hear me, without turning around the crib attendant said "...a what?"

"A ball joint separator" I repeated, my chest puffed out with pride.

Looking confused, he said "You mean a 'pickle fork'?"

I put my head down, ego deflated. "yeah, a pickle fork" I said, sheepishly.

1976gmc20 · 05-05-2021, 03:06 PM

**Getter-Done** · 05-05-2021, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Pickle fork

It upside down

The Fork handle goes up.
And the stem of the Pickle ( HAS To be in the Upward Position.)

(No Deviation)

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**67 twins** · 05-05-2021, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith Seymore

Right after I left the assembly plant, my first job in Engineering was at the GM Milford Proving Ground.

I was just a young pup, and I was working with one of the mechanics/technicians on the front end of one of these trucks. While we were working, he sent me over to the tool crib to grab a "pickle fork" for him.

While I was walking across the garage, I was thinking to myself "...geez. Here I am working for the largest, most advanced, most profitable automaker in the world. I can't walk over to the tool crib and ask the guy for a "pickle fork"....he's gonna think I'm some kind of small town hick or something".

I sauntered up to the window and, leaning causually on the window sill, trying to be as cool as possible, I said: "hey, can I have a 'ball joint separator'".

Acting like he didn't hear me, without turning around the crib attendant said "...a what?"

"A ball joint separator" I repeated, my chest puffed out with pride.

Looking confused, he said "You mean a 'pickle fork'?"

I put my head down, ego deflated. "yeah, a pickle fork" I said, sheepishly.

I love this story

**68bowtie** · 05-06-2021, 12:18 AM

Me too.

In my high school shop class, if we ever had a stupid question about a tool (and yes stupid questions do exist), the shop teacher would just say “two percent”. We all knew that meant you just need to be two percent smarter than the tool you are using.

**FleetsidePaul** · 05-06-2021, 08:02 AM

**Boog** · 05-06-2021, 07:10 PM

Five

**Steeveedee** · 05-06-2021, 08:14 PM

Coffee. I went to LAX on a trip out of town, went into starsux for a coffee. Yeesh. >u< I dumped it into a drinking fountain to clear the drain and went over to Cinnabon for a real coffee. Not a joke, though.

CG · 05-06-2021, 09:02 PM

111

1976gmc20 · 05-06-2021, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

Coffee. I went to LAX on a trip out of town, went into starsux for a coffee. Yeesh. >u< I dumped it into a drinking fountain to clear the drain and went over to Cinnabon for a real coffee. Not a joke, though.

Yeah, I walked over to a SB with some folks from work one time. Took a couple sips and brought that regular coffee back to the office and thinned it down with about 9 cups of hot water

And this was out in their home grounds of Washingdone state.

**Getter-Done** · 05-06-2021, 10:49 PM

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111

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72c20customcamper · 05-07-2021, 09:21 PM

1,2

1976gmc20 · 05-07-2021, 09:26 PM

laugh

**Getter-Done** · 05-07-2021, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 72c20customcamper

1,2

This is what my dog does

She must have got the Memo

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**GOPAPA** · 05-08-2021, 05:58 PM

[QUOTE=special-K;8726516]Ok, here we go again. Just jokes and replies to them please. Let's see what you've got. They don't have to be the greatest jokes, so no need to worry.
See? Not worried:

TIM...How about the ones that make you mad?
I worked hard all day taking out this motor from my ol pickup truck and then hurried to get to the barbeque at the neighbors ,, REALLY NOW !!! is this on purpose ?

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**richard2717** · 05-11-2021, 07:09 AM

kill

**FleetsidePaul** · 05-12-2021, 03:37 AM

I don't know why this cracks me up. But it does.

**Getter-Done** · 05-12-2021, 06:32 AM

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Keith Seymore · 05-15-2021, 10:52 AM

Ooh. I was just going to ride my cub cadet right into Walmart, but I may have to adjust my plans!

**Ol Blue K20** · 05-15-2021, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith Seymore

Ooh. I was just going to ride my cub cadet right into Walmart, but I may have to adjust my plans!

Cool, but I hope I never need one...

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CG · 05-15-2021, 11:29 AM

The real Car 54 ... Herman Munster among many other roles. Ah the good old days. So many shows I remember but they must have been reruns ... Im old but not that old ... am I? Haha!

05-05-2021, 03:06 PM	#654
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

05-06-2021, 12:18 AM	#657
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,505	Re: Joke Thread Me too. In my high school shop class, if we ever had a stupid question about a tool (and yes stupid questions do exist), the shop teacher would just say “two percent”. We all knew that meant you just need to be two percent smarter than the tool you are using. __________________ I live in California, but identify as a Texan "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well" Survivor "Lil’ Mint" (67 c10 40k mile light green original paint) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

05-06-2021, 08:02 AM	#658
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

05-06-2021, 07:10 PM	#659
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05-06-2021, 08:14 PM	#660
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,182	Re: Joke Thread Coffee. I went to LAX on a trip out of town, went into starsux for a coffee. Yeesh. >u< I dumped it into a drinking fountain to clear the drain and went over to Cinnabon for a real coffee. Not a joke, though. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

05-06-2021, 09:02 PM	#661
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05-07-2021, 09:21 PM	#664
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05-07-2021, 09:26 PM	#665
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread laugh Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

05-08-2021, 05:58 PM	#667
GOPAPA "Tail Gate Best Seat In House" Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nampa Idaho Posts: 7,414	Re: Joke Thread [QUOTE=special-K;8726516]Ok, here we go again. Just jokes and replies to them please. Let's see what you've got. They don't have to be the greatest jokes, so no need to worry. See? Not worried: TIM...How about the ones that make you mad? I worked hard all day taking out this motor from my ol pickup truck and then hurried to get to the barbeque at the neighbors ,, REALLY NOW !!! is this on purpose ? __________________ When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

05-11-2021, 07:09 AM	#668
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05-12-2021, 03:37 AM	#669
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread I don't know why this cracks me up. But it does. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

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05-15-2021, 10:52 AM	#672
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05-15-2021, 11:29 AM	#675
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