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**truckster** · 11-16-2021, 12:48 AM

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tree

It just needs some lights.

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-16-2021, 08:44 AM

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tree

Great idea!

**Boog** · 11-17-2021, 08:47 AM

Warning

**richard2717** · 11-18-2021, 06:42 PM

abba

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-19-2021, 08:08 AM

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abba

**68bowtie** · 11-19-2021, 04:23 PM

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**richard2717** · 11-19-2021, 05:11 PM

> HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS > > > > I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients > were shouting, "13....13....13." > > The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a hole in the planks, so I > looked through to see what was going on. > > Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! > > Then they all started shouting "14....14....14".....

**Boog** · 11-19-2021, 05:58 PM

word

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-20-2021, 07:45 AM

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> HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS > > > > I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients > were shouting, "13....13....13." > > The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a hole in the planks, so I > looked through to see what was going on. > > Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! > > Then they all started shouting "14....14....14".....

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word

All good ones!

**Getter-Done** · 11-20-2021, 08:53 AM

**Boog** · 11-20-2021, 10:20 AM

Get out

**Getter-Done** · 11-21-2021, 09:03 AM

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**richard2717** · 11-21-2021, 10:54 AM

cow

**richard2717** · 11-22-2021, 10:27 AM

altar

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-22-2021, 11:25 AM

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altar

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**68bowtie** · 11-22-2021, 10:12 PM

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That made me laugh out loud.

However, it could be partly the alcohol…

**Sheepdip** · 11-22-2021, 10:13 PM

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altar

The reply is Golden!

**richard2717** · 11-24-2021, 07:35 AM

rent

**dmjlambert** · 11-25-2021, 09:57 AM

Too rich! What about the bronze, pewter, and pop metal packages?

**richard2717** · 11-26-2021, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dmjlambert

Too rich! What about the bronze, pewter, and pop metal packages?

Pop metal package only includes a picture of me and an excuse of maybe next year for $50

**richard2717** · 11-26-2021, 09:11 AM

evil

**richard2717** · 11-26-2021, 09:12 AM

lost

**richard2717** · 11-26-2021, 09:14 AM

A group of 40 year old college buddies were getting together for dinner, trying to decide where to meet. They decided that Fitzwillie's would be good, because the waitresses were well endowed, and wore skimpy uniforms.
Ten years later, when they were 50, they were preparing to meet again, and decided that Fitzwillie's would be a good place, because they had excellent steaks and a good beer selection.
Ten years later, at 60, again planning to get together, they decided to chose Fitzwillies, because they could get the early bird special, and save 20 percent on the meal.
Ten years later, as they planned to meet for their 70th birthdays, they chose Fitzwillies, because they could get a quiet table, and it had a handicap ramp, which unfortunately, a couple of them kind of needed.
Ten years later, at 80, they discussed where to meet, and decided on Fitzwillie's, because they had never been there before.

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11-17-2021, 08:47 AM	#1078
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,960	Re: Joke Thread Warning Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-18-2021, 06:42 PM	#1079
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,885	Re: Joke Thread abba Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-19-2021, 04:23 PM	#1081
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,366	Re: Joke Thread purge __________________ I live in California, but identify as a Texan "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well" Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh)

11-19-2021, 05:11 PM	#1082
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,885	Re: Joke Thread > HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS > > > > I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients > were shouting, "13....13....13." > > The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a hole in the planks, so I > looked through to see what was going on. > > Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! > > Then they all started shouting "14....14....14"..... __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-19-2021, 05:58 PM	#1083
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,960	Re: Joke Thread word Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-20-2021, 08:53 AM	#1085
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,738	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-20-2021, 10:20 AM	#1086
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 12,960	Re: Joke Thread Get out Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-21-2021, 09:03 AM	#1087
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,738	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-21-2021, 10:54 AM	#1088
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,885	Re: Joke Thread cow Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-22-2021, 10:27 AM	#1089
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,885	Re: Joke Thread altar Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-22-2021, 07:59 PM	#1091
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,738	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-24-2021, 07:35 AM	#1094
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,885	Re: Joke Thread rent Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-25-2021, 09:57 AM	#1095
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,572	Re: Joke Thread Too rich! What about the bronze, pewter, and pop metal packages?

11-26-2021, 09:11 AM	#1097
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,885	Re: Joke Thread evil Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-26-2021, 09:12 AM	#1098
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,885	Re: Joke Thread lost Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.



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11-26-2021, 09:14 AM	#1099
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,885	Re: Joke Thread A group of 40 year old college buddies were getting together for dinner, trying to decide where to meet. They decided that Fitzwillie's would be good, because the waitresses were well endowed, and wore skimpy uniforms. Ten years later, when they were 50, they were preparing to meet again, and decided that Fitzwillie's would be a good place, because they had excellent steaks and a good beer selection. Ten years later, at 60, again planning to get together, they decided to chose Fitzwillies, because they could get the early bird special, and save 20 percent on the meal. Ten years later, as they planned to meet for their 70th birthdays, they chose Fitzwillies, because they could get a quiet table, and it had a handicap ramp, which unfortunately, a couple of them kind of needed. Ten years later, at 80, they discussed where to meet, and decided on Fitzwillie's, because they had never been there before. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

11-26-2021, 09:55 AM	#1100
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