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**Getter-Done** · 07-16-2021, 08:22 PM

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**dmjlambert** · 07-16-2021, 08:33 PM

I'm ready for 2050 now!

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-17-2021, 05:23 AM

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I'm ready for 2050 now!

Me too!

**FleetsidePaul** · 07-17-2021, 03:52 PM

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Answer: Red paint.

My wife didn't get it.

**Stocker** · 07-17-2021, 04:04 PM

**FleetsidePaul** · 07-17-2021, 11:22 PM

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

**Getter-Done** · 07-18-2021, 10:11 AM

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**72 tigger** · 07-18-2021, 09:42 PM

This made me smile

**68bowtie** · 07-18-2021, 09:46 PM

It made him smile too, what a good sport

**richard2717** · 07-19-2021, 07:28 AM

zone

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-19-2021, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

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Keith Seymore · 07-19-2021, 10:10 AM

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**richard2717** · 07-19-2021, 10:26 AM

miss

72c20customcamper · 07-19-2021, 03:09 PM

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**Grumpy old man** · 07-19-2021, 03:32 PM

Homer's 67 project ...

**richard2717** · 07-20-2021, 10:36 AM

meme

72c20customcamper · 07-20-2021, 08:48 PM

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**FleetsidePaul** · 07-21-2021, 12:24 AM

Why are ex wives like a grenade?

Once you pull the ring your house is gone.

**72 tigger** · 07-21-2021, 05:55 AM

Good morning

**FleetsidePaul** · 07-21-2021, 03:10 PM

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

**Boog** · 07-21-2021, 03:15 PM

**richard2717** · 07-21-2021, 09:44 PM

chip

**Steeveedee** · 07-21-2021, 09:56 PM

^

Worse, I'm allergic to all citrus fruits. I'm trying to remember the last time I had a bag of chips...must be a couple of weeks. Good thing that I like apples! Must have some crunch in my life.

**FleetsidePaul** · 07-22-2021, 06:19 AM

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Worse, I'm allergic to all citrus fruits. I'm trying to remember the last time I had a bag of chips...must be a couple of weeks. Good thing that I like apples! Must have some crunch in my life.

I'm allergic to fresh fruit too. It's weird. Only if it's fresh. I can eat apple pie but not a fresh apple.

**71CHEVYSHORTBED402** · 07-22-2021, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Answer: Red paint.

My wife didn't get it.

By chance she blond?, sometimes we're a little slow. Saw a blond woman in the thrift store yesterday, old like me 60ish. She's friendly and sweet as can be, wouldn't hurt a thing, unassuming and that, lovely seems to fit. Whiter than white blonde. She picks up some pens she sold to a male stranger as well

she pays & leaves. Next up I pay for my handy in garage trays, on the way out she's coming in, tells me she lost her keys in the store, as she sped off to the back end of the store

07-16-2021, 08:22 PM	#801
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07-16-2021, 08:33 PM	#802
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,578	Re: Joke Thread I'm ready for 2050 now!

07-17-2021, 03:52 PM	#804
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread What's red and smells like blue paint? Answer: Red paint. My wife didn't get it. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

07-17-2021, 04:04 PM	#805
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07-17-2021, 11:22 PM	#806
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

07-18-2021, 10:11 AM	#807
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07-18-2021, 09:42 PM	#808
72 tigger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Berne IN Posts: 3,216	Re: Joke Thread This made me smile Attached Images __________________ 71 C10 72 K20 72 K10 Super Kirk

07-18-2021, 09:46 PM	#809
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,459	Re: Joke Thread It made him smile too, what a good sport __________________ I live in California, but identify as a Texan "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well" Survivor "Lil’ Mint" (67 c10 40k mile light green original paint) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

07-19-2021, 07:28 AM	#810
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07-19-2021, 10:26 AM	#813
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,906	Re: Joke Thread miss Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-19-2021, 03:09 PM	#814
72c20customcamper Registered User Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Catskill Mountains,NY Posts: 8,184	Re: Joke Thread 123 Attached Images __________________ Mark 72 c20 custom camper Husky edition, 66 SS396 Chevelle 1964 Hawk, 63 Avanti,62 lark 1969 AMX , 1968 c20 stepside ,85 K20 1977 Suburban sold 68 anniversary.

07-19-2021, 03:32 PM	#815
Grumpy old man Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Gods country East,Tn Posts: 8,545	Re: Joke Thread Homer's 67 project ... Attached Images __________________ 1967 Factory short bed - Old school '71 - 350 / 4bolt / 487 heads / Edelbrock C3BX Muncie M-22 4 speed / Hurst Comp plus Factory 12 bolt posi 3.73 / 255-70-15 Smoothed firewall / Factory cowl induction Power disc brakes / power steering / 3.5-5" drop

07-20-2021, 10:36 AM	#816
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,906	Re: Joke Thread meme Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-20-2021, 08:48 PM	#817
72c20customcamper Registered User Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Catskill Mountains,NY Posts: 8,184	Re: Joke Thread 12 Attached Images __________________ Mark 72 c20 custom camper Husky edition, 66 SS396 Chevelle 1964 Hawk, 63 Avanti,62 lark 1969 AMX , 1968 c20 stepside ,85 K20 1977 Suburban sold 68 anniversary.

07-21-2021, 12:24 AM	#818
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread Why are ex wives like a grenade? Once you pull the ring your house is gone. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.



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07-21-2021, 05:55 AM	#819
72 tigger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Berne IN Posts: 3,216	Re: Joke Thread Good morning Attached Images __________________ 71 C10 72 K20 72 K10 Super Kirk

07-21-2021, 03:10 PM	#820
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

07-21-2021, 03:15 PM	#821
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07-21-2021, 09:44 PM	#822
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07-21-2021, 09:56 PM	#823
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,132	Re: Joke Thread ^ Worse, I'm allergic to all citrus fruits. I'm trying to remember the last time I had a bag of chips...must be a couple of weeks. Good thing that I like apples! Must have some crunch in my life. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

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