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05-24-2005, 04:33 PM | #1 |
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Hey Guys -- Learn the Points System!!
The Point System
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system ============================== SIMPLE DUTIES: You make the bed. (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow. (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5) In the rain. (+10) But return with beer. (-15) You check out a suspicious noise at night. (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing. (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something. (+5) You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10) It's her pet. (-25) ============================== SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS: You stay by her side for the entire party. (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy. (-2) The college buddy is named Tina. (-4) Tina is a dancer. (-10) Tina has breast implants. (-80) Really big breast implants. (-200) ============================== HER BIRTHDAY: You take her out to dinner. (0) You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar. (+1) Okay, it is a sports bar. (-2) And it's all-you-can-eat night. (-3) It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10) ============================== A NIGHT OUT: You take her to a movie. (+2) You take her to a movie she likes. (+4) You take her to a movie you hate. (+6) You take her to a movie you like. (-2) And it's called "DeathCop". (-3) You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans that was featured on "Oprah". (-15) ============================== YOUR PHYSIQUE: You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15) You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10) You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-10,000) ============================== ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION: She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT you say. You hesitate in responding. (-10) You reply, "Where?" (-35) Any other response. (-20) ============================== COMMUNICATION: When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (0) You listen for over 30 minutes. (+50) You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500) She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-5,000) It is the second time this has happened (Points don't matter, where do you want your funeral?)
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05-24-2005, 06:07 PM | #2 |
its all about the +6 inches
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05-24-2005, 06:18 PM | #3 | |
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05-24-2005, 06:25 PM | #4 |
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05-24-2005, 06:27 PM | #5 |
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I once heard of a guy that said he figure out the secret to woman...but he died from laughing so hard before he could tell anyone.
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05-25-2005, 12:31 PM | #6 |
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Good tips, unfortunately I am too old to remember them. haha
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05-26-2005, 10:27 AM | #7 |
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Oh! Now you tell me about the point system... well, maybe my third marriage will be different than the last two...
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05-26-2005, 02:42 PM | #8 |
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I think I'm at Longhorn mans post number but in the negitive amount.. -----270000
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05-26-2005, 03:36 PM | #9 |
Excelsior, You Fathead.
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I did well until the tell her she has a pot belly too...
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Re: Hey Guys -- Learn the Points System!!
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TTT Shane Edit:not actually I am somewherearound breaking even.
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