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*rage'nrat638* · 10-29-2003, 07:21 PM

ONE USED WIFE...

she don't cook

she never wants sex

she don't work

she never cleans

O AND SHE DON'T LIKE TRUCKS

**jamie72** · 10-29-2003, 07:28 PM

you better hope she don't read this truck board. LOL

cojnit · 10-29-2003, 07:32 PM

got one thanks!

ratrod67 · 10-29-2003, 07:37 PM

Yea, I got one too. Maybe we can trade for a few months.

Husker · 10-29-2003, 07:42 PM

Have Ya tried Ebay, Ya can sell anything there.
LOL
Ron

*rickspickuppart* · 10-29-2003, 07:53 PM

put her on Ebay so I can see what she sells for, so when I put mine on there I know what a good "buy it now" price will be.

Shawn

*dtlilly* · 10-29-2003, 08:02 PM

lol, I just got rid of one like that 6 years ago and see no reason to go back down that road

jamis · 10-29-2003, 08:15 PM

What ever you do..... dont get rid of her. The newer models are computerized and higher maintence. The old ones dont have a co2 sensors, so you can blow a fart under the covers then cover her head without worring about a sensor failure.

As far as sex goes......stay on the net its safer.

Class of 69 · 10-29-2003, 09:09 PM

Why do women always smile so big after the "I Do's"?? They know they have given their last bl@w j@b!!!

**Canadian694x4** · 10-29-2003, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rage'nrat638
ONE USED WIFE...

she don't cook

she never wants sex

she don't work

she never cleans

O AND SHE DON'T LIKE TRUCKS

Thats pricless...

**BOSS** · 10-29-2003, 09:53 PM

What would shipping be?.......LOL

MOTHERTRUCKERS · 10-29-2003, 09:54 PM

I had one like that once........................they still aint found her body.............. sum BIG gators here in FL.

jose · 10-29-2003, 09:58 PM

I'll trade you Mark her for my dog . Heck i need a new avatar .

**jerry moss** · 10-29-2003, 10:47 PM

here in california, the state will pay you 500 bucks to get your "older vehicle" off the road. try to get rid of a "used" wife and they make you pay forever

out here it's "cheaper to keep her". i can't complain too much about mine, once in a while she does cook and clean, she couldn't care less about my truck stuff, she doesn't care if i go hunting or fishing and sometimes she's good company

Inthuwind · 10-29-2003, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerry moss
here in california, the state will pay you 500 bucks to get your "older vehicle" off the road. try to get rid of a "used" wife and they make you pay forever out here it's "cheaper to keep her". i can't complain too much about mine, once in a while she does cook and clean, she couldn't care less about my truck stuff, she doesn't care if i go hunting or fishing and sometimes she's good company

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?.......
Nothin'~~You done told the b$*ch twice!!!!

bad 71 chevy · 10-29-2003, 11:25 PM

what do you do when the dishwasher quits working?

kick it in the butt and say get back to work

ROAD DOG · 10-30-2003, 12:30 AM

Isn't that what wood chippers are for ???

Longhorn Man · 10-30-2003, 01:19 AM

You know why a woman has smaler feet than a man don't you?

So she can stand closer to the sink!

Sorry...I had to jump on this one.

cojnit · 10-30-2003, 01:25 AM

what does a women do when she gets back from the abuse clinic???

The dishes if she knows whats good for her!!!!

ianjenkins · 10-30-2003, 03:21 AM

they call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

*dtlilly* · 10-30-2003, 03:40 AM

Gotta love 'em, they have our children, and that is worth having them around

Blue Beard · 10-30-2003, 09:35 AM

ROAD DOG,

did you ever see the movie where you feed humans into the chipper and it spits out money? Think it was Stephen King but not sure.

Dan72cst · 10-30-2003, 10:20 AM

What do a 1000 battered women have in common?

They just didn't listen!

What does PMS mean to a man?

Pack My Suitcase!

rambler · 10-30-2003, 12:41 PM

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

ROAD DOG · 10-30-2003, 06:03 PM

Why did god give women legs?

So they don't leave snail trails!!!

That's f$&^@! horrible! my bad

10-29-2003, 07:21 PM	#1
rage'nrat638 Account Suspended Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: THE FALL GUY CHICAGO IL Posts: 5,883	Free To Good Home....SHOOT ANY HOME ONE USED WIFE... she don't cook she never wants sex she don't work she never cleans O AND SHE DON'T LIKE TRUCKS Last edited by rage'nrat638; 10-29-2003 at 07:45 PM.

10-29-2003, 07:28 PM	#2
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10-29-2003, 07:32 PM	#3
cojnit Nothing clever Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kailua HI Posts: 828	got one thanks! __________________ Got "the Midas Touch!"

10-29-2003, 07:42 PM	#5
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10-29-2003, 09:09 PM	#9
Class of 69 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Stillwater MN Posts: 1,166	Why do women always smile so big after the "I Do's"?? They know they have given their last bl@w j@b!!! __________________ 69 GMC K10 ..some restoration required....still..

10-29-2003, 07:37 PM	#4
ratrod67 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: DFW Texas Posts: 2,270	Yea, I got one too. Maybe we can trade for a few months.

10-29-2003, 07:53 PM	#6
rickspickuppart Account Suspended Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,284	put her on Ebay so I can see what she sells for, so when I put mine on there I know what a good "buy it now" price will be. Shawn

10-29-2003, 08:02 PM	#7
dtlilly Account Suspended Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Shadow of Lambeau Field Posts: 5,597	lol, I just got rid of one like that 6 years ago and see no reason to go back down that road

10-29-2003, 08:15 PM	#8
jamis F.A.S.T. president Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,883	What ever you do..... dont get rid of her. The newer models are computerized and higher maintence. The old ones dont have a co2 sensors, so you can blow a fart under the covers then cover her head without worring about a sensor failure. As far as sex goes......stay on the net its safer.

10-29-2003, 09:53 PM	#11
BOSS Just here to help Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Norwood,Mo Posts: 3,893	What would shipping be?.......LOL __________________ Support our site Norwood Survivor

10-29-2003, 09:54 PM	#12
MOTHERTRUCKERS Registered User Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: BRADENTON FLA Posts: 3,269	I had one like that once........................they still aint found her body.............. sum BIG gators here in FL. __________________ Rest in Peace Ed. Thanks for all the good times.

10-29-2003, 09:58 PM	#13
jose Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Salem , Oregon 97301 Posts: 1,796	I'll trade you Mark her for my dog . Heck i need a new avatar . __________________ 68 GMC 4x4 SWB jose6772@yahoo.com

10-29-2003, 10:47 PM	#14
jerry moss Born Psycho Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: brentwood,cal,usa Posts: 4,766	here in california, the state will pay you 500 bucks to get your "older vehicle" off the road. try to get rid of a "used" wife and they make you pay forever out here it's "cheaper to keep her". i can't complain too much about mine, once in a while she does cook and clean, she couldn't care less about my truck stuff, she doesn't care if i go hunting or fishing and sometimes she's good company __________________ jerry moss 72 cheyenne super K20- tilt,tach,vacuum,speedwarning,buckets,shoulder belts,am/fm,tow hooks,bumper guards,toolbox,aux. fuel tank,posi front and rear,plus other goodies!!! SOLD 69 suburban K20-tilt,tach,vacuum,speedwarning,buckets,shoulder belts,am/fm,4 inch all spring lift,4 speed, 14 bolt full floater, dana 44 HD,warn winch,posi front and rear,tow hooks,plus other goodies. 73/80 chevy/gmc K20 SB400,turbo 400,205,tilt,a-c,gas hog. 77 K/5 cheyenne blazer-daily driver/beater. SON HAS IT NOW BRENTWOOD,CALIFORNIA

10-29-2003, 11:25 PM	#16
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10-30-2003, 12:30 AM	#17
ROAD DOG Top of the foodchain Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 3.5 miles from Mile Hi Stadium Posts: 127	Isn't that what wood chippers are for ??? __________________ 1970 K-10 4x4 1975 Jeep CJ-5 4x4 1990 Jeep XJ 4x4 Smell the Magic!



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10-30-2003, 01:19 AM	#18
Longhorn Man its all about the +6 inches Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilliard Ohio Posts: 2,693	You know why a woman has smaler feet than a man don't you? So she can stand closer to the sink! Sorry...I had to jump on this one.

10-30-2003, 01:25 AM	#19
cojnit Nothing clever Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Kailua HI Posts: 828	what does a women do when she gets back from the abuse clinic??? The dishes if she knows whats good for her!!!! __________________ Got "the Midas Touch!"

10-30-2003, 03:21 AM	#20
ianjenkins Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Frederick, MD Posts: 160	they call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

10-30-2003, 03:40 AM	#21
dtlilly Account Suspended Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Shadow of Lambeau Field Posts: 5,597	Gotta love 'em, they have our children, and that is worth having them around

10-30-2003, 09:35 AM	#22
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10-30-2003, 10:20 AM	#23
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10-30-2003, 12:41 PM	#24
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10-30-2003, 06:03 PM	#25
ROAD DOG Top of the foodchain Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: 3.5 miles from Mile Hi Stadium Posts: 127	Why did god give women legs? So they don't leave snail trails!!! That's f$&^@! horrible! my bad __________________ 1970 K-10 4x4 1975 Jeep CJ-5 4x4 1990 Jeep XJ 4x4 Smell the Magic!

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